Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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