just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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