Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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