The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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