? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I feel great
I just peed on a car
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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