So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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