is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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