Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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