so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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