dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm both gender and math confused
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