If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just cut my nipple shaving
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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