I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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