theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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