She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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