She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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