Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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