this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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