I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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