hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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