why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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