Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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