a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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