I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Dicks are not precious.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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