You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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