This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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