Banned from zoo.
Again?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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