he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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