Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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