just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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