counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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