Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
