if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I need to sanitize my soul.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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