i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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