that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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