I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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