I didn't shave. On purpose
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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