Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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