So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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