One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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