did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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