found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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