love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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