Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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