We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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