I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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