she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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