Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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