Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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