How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Even my vagina gasped.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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