i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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